Caption Contest #1

This week we are have a contest to see who can come up with a funny caption to go along with the picture below. Rules are easy: [] One entry per person, no changing [] No use of foul language, and last of all [] Be creative!

Now on to the picture:

For those who don't know how this works... well, this is how it works:

ME: Bring me farther!
ELITE: Blarg Blarg! (You're too heavy! your going to break my back!)
ME: I'm GOING to break your neck if you don't keep going!
ELITE: (Grumbles)
GUY IN BACKGROUND: What's going on here?
ME: This blarg is giving me a piggy back ride.
ELITE: BLARG! (Why did I even agree to this!?)
ME: Because I wasn't going to stop spawn killing you untill you did.
ELITE: (Grumbles)

DON'T USE THIS ONE! (this is only an example)

do we put our responses in a reply?

Name says it all post as a reply

Guy on Elite: Are you sure you want me to do this?
Elite: Yes! Stab me as many times as you can, no matter how much i beg you not to!
Guy in Background: This is just wrong.
Guy on Elite: That's what I keep telling him!
Elite: Just do it already!
Guy on Elite: Ok then.
Elite: No stop I changed my mind!
Guy on Elite: Ok relax i'll stop!
Elite: WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
Guy on Elite: (sigh)

lol